- Well now, boys… friendship is a magical thing. But you just went and killed it. The rainbow’s gone, the leprechaun ran off… and guess what he left behind? A gremlin. With a shotgun.
In one swift motion, the shotgun comes up. The first blast takes off a raider’s head, sending a fountain of blood spraying onto the cages. Mad Cowboy chuckles darkly as the body slumps to the ground.
- Y’know, boys, you forgot somethin’ important. Before ya die, it’s polite to say, ‘Hi!’ and, ‘How are ya?!’
He swings the shotgun toward the next raider, his grin stretching wider.
Some more raiders come outdoor to fight. One of the raiders charges at him with a knife. Mad Cowboy catches him under the chin with the barrel of his shotgun, his grin widening.
- Say cheese, partner!
The shot blows the top of the raider’s head clean off, splattering the ceiling with crimson. The headless body drops to its knees before collapsing in a heap.
The third raider, panicking, pulls a grenade from his belt, his hands trembling. The pin slips from his fingers, and the grenade drops to the ground.
- Aw, hell…
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